| Your iPod party turns to tragedy when the battery in your iPod over heats
causing it to melt. The extreme heat generated from the melting iPod ignites this months
issue of Maxim magazine. Somehow, nobody notices the fire spread quickly throughout your
dormroom and on to the rest of the complex. All of your posessions are destroyed along
with your only friends. You go on to wander the streets, homeless and hungry. You see a transit bus plastered with ads for the new iPod Nano. At first you are tempted to go buy one until you remember that you're a bum so you decide to take your own life by walking in front of the bus as is speeds past. |