| While strutting down the block with your iPod hanging proudly off your
belt, some crackhead asks for some change. Annoyed, you turn up the volume on your iPod
and continue down the block, pretending not to notice the crackhead. Moments later, The
scrawny junkie kicks you in the back of the leg. Doubled over in agony from the junkies
painful attack, you fall to the ground. The junkie kicks you in the face a few times and
steals your beloved iPod. You beg the junkie thief to come back but it's no use. A bored security guard picks you up off the ground and helps you to a nearby bench. You tell the man your tragic story. He nurses your wounds with a couple of band-aids and leaves you alone to wallow in self pity for the loss of your beloved iPod. Eventually, you crawl home to watch Spider-Man the movie. The movie motivates you to collect your imaginary super powers and old Captain America halloween costume. You dawn the mask and dash out into the streets to fight crime and possibly retrieve your lost iPod from that villanous junkie. |
